“Quixotry” (pronounced KWIK-suh-tree) (noun) A wild, visionary idea, unpredictable, an eccentric notion or act; a quixotism.
Wikimedia Commons Smell is a strange portal. In his Reasoned Dictionary of French Architecture, the French art historian Eugène Viollet-le-Duc recounts how an elder noblewoman, “of the court of Louis XV,” passing through a hall stinking of human excrement, exclaimed “This smell reminds me of good times!” The Versailles of her childhood was gone, but its characteristic stench brought her home again.
It was an era of less scrupulous sanitation. The malodor of privies and cesspools was no doubt part of the distinctive bouquet that jogged the lady’s memory. But it wasn’t just the chamber pots that reeked. In the era of Louis XV, it was fashionable to drench oneself in “animal scents:” musk from the scent glands of fanged Himalayan deer; civet from the perineal glands of civet cats; and ambergris from the intestines of sperm whales. Noblemen perfumed themselves with the same reeks that wild beasts used to mark their territory.
In their natural state, each of these substances smell about as bad as you would expect. The noxiousness of civet, for instance, can be indicated by the fact that early settlers of Virginia thought the skunks they smelled around the woods were a local variety of civet cat, and proposed bottling and selling their secretions for “good profit.” In the same vein, human excrement was occasionally referred to as “occidental Civet,” as the historian Karl H. Dannenfeldt notes in the Journal of the History of Biology.
What made these animal stenches so popular? Concentration makes all the difference between sickening and intriguing. Undiluted, they are rank and fecal-smelling; watered down and mixed with other fragrances, they help perfumes linger longer on the skin by acting as fixatives, and impart a subtle bodily funk.
This frank animalness was associated with sensuality. As the artist and designer Lee Jensen notes in “Skank, or the Queer Fascination with Animalic Notes in Contem-porary Niche Perfume,” even today, many popular sources of fragrances have a little something fetid to them.
There were also more pragmatic reasons for the adoption of animal scents. Early physicians believed that the nostrils led directly to the brain, meaning that smells had potent effects on the body. The physician Giovanni Cardano wrote that “smell alone amongst the senses can either destroye or quite remake the man.” In this sense, the benefit of animal-derived perfumes was not so much that they smelled good but that they smelled strong. Powerful odors could provide a shield of protection against the more dangerous stenches exuded by the sick and dying.
### Did you know you can’t hum if you hold your nose…I know you just tried it! ### There’s a fruit that tastes like chocolate pudding. It’s called black sapote, and it’s native to Central and South America. Apparently, it tastes like chocolate and sweet custard. Man, I need that tree in my yard!
For some reason though, after writing this column, my appetite is gone!